INFP-T; Gemini; Pansexual; Nonbinary; They/them
Probably AuDHD.
TERFs,
SWERFs, and Aspec exclusionists don't even THINK about touching my blog or my posts, they are NOT for you to hijack (and if I ever reblog from either, know it's a sincere accident, just message me).
Icon done by @_Kurobe_110 on Twitter
Anonymous asked:
Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?
snapscube answered:
Penis blast hilarious
penis blast nefarious
diverse types of penis blast call the penis blast various
penis blast electrical
penis blast delectable
penis blast campaigning call the penis blast electable
sorry
[id: a tweet by @TPAIN that reads: “I encourage everybody to at least (in private if need be) take a shot at doing something you actually think you’d like but your friend circle has deemed it “corny” or “lame”. Liberate yourself from the constant need of approval from everybody besides yourself and go have fun”. /end id]
u know, i think he means it
[ID: tweet by T-Pain @TPAIN reading, “Why is Steven Universe making me cry right now?!”]
‘clout’ is such a yucky word im glad we have the phrase ‘clout chasers’ it’s exactly as grossful as you’d think.
throws you in here
STOP
“… but you’ll never be able to beat my Servine!
SERVINE: Servine!
ASH: A Servine?
PIKACHU: Pikaa?
SERVINE: Servine.
———
SERVINE: Servine!
SERVINE: Servine.
ASH: That’s Servine, it’s gotta be.”
Pokemon Heritage Post
A job I was applying for mentioned I would be working with something called a “frosted flatwoods salamander”, which sounded positively delightful, so I looked them up and I could not be more pleased with what this beast looks like
ALTA 50-kilogram anvil floats perfectly on the surface of mercury, because the density of the steel from which it is made is almost half the density of mercury.
damn that shit is light lmfao
stupid punkass anvil
yeah drown his ass. fucking kill him.
This anvil fucking sucks.
Gentle reminder to anyone able to make it to any protests coming up please practice proper protest etiquette both for your own safety and that of others.
Wear a mask, cover any tattoos, and don't wear clothing with recognizable logos or branding. Don't take pictures of yourself or others. Don't talk to cops.
Protests aren't a fun event to post about on social media, we are trying to make an real change. Be safe and responsible
gay simpsons porn call that homer erotic
*guy putting his hand on my shoulder at the studio* you cant rap about stuff like this anymore
ah yes. the twins. from the dnd show. yeah the guy and the girl. yeah of elvish descent but left their family early. right. relied on each other for everything and always knew where they were in relation to each other. joined up with some loveable doofuses to save the world several times. yeah one of them died and it really fucked up the other one and they blamed a member of their party for it. being separated was Not Good for them. uh huh yeah one of them eventually became an emissary of the raven queen. why the fuck are you talking about mexican food now. what does that have to do with this.
